argumate:

aisandetsarepeopletoo:

Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We started the campaign in a small tavern. My character, a dwarf bard named Fredrick, was singing to the patrons for some extra coin. When our rogue approached me asked me to sing him a song.

Fred: I see what’s happening yeah… you’re face to face greatness and it’s strange! You don’t even know how to feel… it’s adorable! Nice to see that Lizards never change! Open your eyes let’s begin! Yes it’s really me, it’s Fredrick, breathe it in! I know it’s a lot, the Beard, the Bod! When you’re staring at a Dwarf Bard!-

Rogue: I literally pay you to stop now.

just-shower-thoughts:

Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.

ohshititsmama:

thegrandweebofedenderry:

thelovelytrixie:

swimmingpo0l:

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

talesof4chan:

Social cues is not really his strong suit

talesof4chan:

anon is a fool in a mans shoes

krekk0v:

roboew:

krekk0v:

P O I S E    D I D N T    D I E

I T    E V O L V E D

perfect